Music:'theme from close encounters of the third kind'
well i was sitting in my trailer one night watching 'alice' and waiting for 'the jeffersons' to come on. and then it happened... i saw the flashing lights and figured the police were here to get earl again. but it was them. they had those beady little eyes. and they made me get in their little ship and they probed me! 9 months later i gave birth to their little alien baby. the hospital wouldn't listen to me. i'm so ashamed.