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Blues4Kali- A Cult Classic for the End Times [07 Feb 2007|04:12am]


What will Winter Solstice bring in 2012? ...an instant of Karma? ...an ethereal spiral dance of the collective soul? ... cosmic judgment leveled against civilization's expanse? ...destruction of the world as we know it? ...a chance for a new start? ...the rise and the revenge of the Goddess? or simply another day in the life of paranoia? These are the false prophesies that your pastor warned you about!
Reality Exchange Program
"Makes DMT seem like a whip-it."

Crazy Bear said there'd be days like this. As usual, no one believed him. Now, all I want to know is: where IS that lifeboat, and how DO I ditch this ship of fools, without any of these bliss ninnies noticing that I'm already gone?
Captain, my ass. We are equal in this sea of madness.
That iceberg is looking awfully big.

New Age Metaphysical Books Amana Mission is on a quest to save the world, and the only problem is, she can't remember why she got involved with such an obvious scam in the first place. Jesus saves. Christ. What a loser.
Kali kills first, and recycles later.
Hitchhikers, load up for a ride to the Other Side. You may wish you had gone Greyhound.
"What the...?"
*A cranky band of prankster peace warriors who absolutely cannot resist messing with each other's minds, no matter the cost.
*Cocky alchemy-dabbling quantum surfers, navigating the Ethersphere with hand-held computers, switching timelines to find a better party vibe and swap tips about the best temporary toilets for use as interdimensional portals.
*A burnt-out visionary hippie millionaire on a mission from Gaia to build a better "communitopia" by underwriting a convoy carrying telepathic priestesses.
*A wheelchair-bound mindpilot propelling a crystal-powered Seed Bank toward the post-Apocalyptic Garden, with psychic precision...and a predilection for high-velocity extreme driving.
*Hermaphrodite time-jumper fleeing a fate worse than death.
*Anarchist ghettoes where anything goes-except escape.
*Ancient Principals vying like sweatsoaked carpetbaggers for our loyalty as the Final Vote is tallied.
*Long-haired security patrols collecting a cannabis tribute tax from all pilgrims to the Valley of Fun.
*And an underground meat mafia bringing a black magic revival to a bloodless dreamworld gone bland.
All brought together by a secret psychedelic superdrug that tunes users in to reality through the eyes of another archetypal avatar inhabiting a different state of space and time. Mahayana made easy. Budding Buddha natures are running amuck on a virtual superhighway where all roads lead to the Bo tree and singularity.
Twenty-first century Tantra is about more than sex, drugs, and rock and roll.Confronting the Karma of every wasted breath is only the first step.
Welcome to the End Times. Kali awaits. She already knows who you are.
Do you?
The 21st century counterculture is even weirder than it appears on the surface. This is not your mommy’s MTV Road Rules. Satire Parody and Humor.

Ride along on this mesmerizing, metaphor-packed bus trip toward ecstasy and enlightenment, as three real-time guides-Amana, Sissy, and Deva, let you in on what they learned when they asked what It was really all about, after all.
Become them for a multilevel metafictional tour of infinity and awaken yourself to the miracle-a-minute magic of mighty Mother Kali!

Science Fiction Novel Blues 4 Kali

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awesome. [27 Nov 2005|09:19pm]

[ mood | hi ]

yo check out how sweet this icon is.

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[15 May 2005|02:29am]

[ mood | worried ]

I just made the mistake of watching an episode of the X-Files at night. I am now 70% sure they are in my house. I just hope they aren't the invisable type.

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Strangewire [29 Apr 2005|12:05am]

Hey, just wanted to let you guys know about Strangewire.com, a blog for all things paranormal, supernatural, and the like from legitimate news sources. Unlike the type of sites and columns that deal in "wacky news"-style articles about goofy work mishaps and amusing medical malpractice, Strangewire attempts to deal with phenomena that are part of a bigger question, from strange lights in the sky in the south-west US, to a man with claims of a haunting in Australia, from zombies and voodoo practice in Haiti to global government conspiracies. Fox Mulder's favorite blog, in other words. Recent articles include headlines such as "FLESH CHUNKS IN IOWA WATER LINES" and "NEW JAPANESE GHOST DETECTOR FOR SALE." Yes, we'll report about anal probes too.

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probes explained [14 Apr 2005|11:58am]

my storyCollapse )
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this best be something real; no jokes. =) [12 Aug 2004|08:02pm]

[ mood | okay ]

hello hello..
this story is 100% true
and 100% non ficton!
you best listen up please
&thank you. enjoy:



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[08 Jul 2004|03:41pm]

When they probed me, they screwed up my inside organs. Now I'm on life support. But I liked it.
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[06 Dec 2003|09:54pm]
[ mood | calm ]

hello. i'm new. i like aliens, or rather, i like to think about them. sexually, too.

i was never abducted. i think it would be fun. maybe one day.

feel free to add me. i'm interesting enough.

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oh i'm new...my name's kate...i'm 16 and stuff [25 Nov 2003|09:23pm]

[ mood | curious ]

a couple years ago...i think 3 i was laying on my bunk bed trying to sleep...trying to think..trying to breath (i have trouble breathing at night).
i lived in an apartment complex and the street lights outside of our building make it seem like day even late into the night.
well, anyway...i got a weird feeling so i moved onto the floor...i lie there flat on my back...(i'm kind of an odd person...but i swear this is the truth)
my room seemed kinda foggy...like smoke or something...it was thick...like really thick...
i was staring out the window and the street lights go out.
i lay still...i am so scared of the dark.
i try to get up to turn on my light but i cna't move...maybe i was too scared or something...
i look at my alarm...it's 1am
so i just lie there and look at the stars...i watch this one star for like...fuck i don't know how long...maybe 15 min...and it was a star...not moving or anything...i don't think...
all of a sudden the star blinks off then on then off again.
i wake up on the floor in the living room...
the clock say's its 4am...
the street lights are back on and my ears are buzzing like mad.
i sit up and my ear starts like screeching or something...just really high pitched...i go back to bed.
ever since that night i had really bad ear aches...and i used to be really into aliens so i was convinced i was abducted and they had put something in my ear.
so i had constant buzzing and stuff...and i realized if you pressed right behind my ear you could feel something and could move it around... i had my mom look behind my ear and a couple of friends i had a T shped scar...
about a year later i was staying at my friend Kayla's cabin in the woods...we were talking about ufos and stuff and i told them about my ear we just laughed and went on to talk about other stuff...
then my palms started iching like mad and my ears started buzzing so loud i couldn't hear anything. i went in the bathroom to throw up in the sink...i ended up hitting my head on the sink and passing out for about 5 min...i woke up and my friends were standing over me...my ears weren't buzzing and i felt fine.
i haven't had prohblems since...
i had forgotten about this until i was going through my old stuff journals/books/and such.
do you think aliens?
or maybe just stupid ear problems?

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[01 Dec 2001|12:32am]

[ mood | ghstorkeinif ]

Friday is always Our favourite night.

Lots of drunks.
Lots of "hangovers."
Sometimes, a little free tail.

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anal probe [11 Oct 2001|04:13am]

[ mood | dirty ]

i was taking my completely normal nightly walk thro the woods...
when all of a sudden...
i looked up in the sky...
and saw a giant 50 foot long glow in the dark twinky hovering above me...
it wasnt long before the head of the 'mother ship' opened...
and out came who i THOUGHT was richard simmons...
or chewbacca in speedos...
but thats when it pulled its skin/fur off...
and revealed its HUGE 12 foot metal penis...
it inserted it in my anal region...

ive had to wear Depends ever since.

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[26 Sep 2001|10:46pm]

There I was, lying down, smoking grass
Feeling sexy in the sun, just tanning my buns in the sun
Untill it begun - playing with myself
Out in the sun

I was pretty far out as I started to shout
When a dildo from Mars, swinging from a cloud
Came rushing down, landing on the ground
I was freaking out

They were ugly little mean horny sexmachines
In their dildo ship they looked really hip and cool
But I'm no fool, they showed their tools .....

Chorus :
Out in space they're a sexy race
But aliens are not my piece of cake
Android sex and little dicks
Martians don't give me no kicks
There's just no kick with a little dick
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my story [26 Sep 2001|11:58am]

[ mood | embarrassed ]

well i was sitting in my trailer one night watching 'alice' and waiting for 'the jeffersons' to come on. and then it happened... i saw the flashing lights and figured the police were here to get earl again. but it was them. they had those beady little eyes. and they made me get in their little ship and they probed me! 9 months later i gave birth to their little alien baby. the hospital wouldn't listen to me. i'm so ashamed.

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Welcome!! [26 Sep 2001|10:52am]

Welcome to the alienprobe community. Please tell us about when you were anally probed by aliens and describe in detail what the mother ship looked like. Please don't be embarrased and try to be explicit as possible.
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